On South Indian Wedding Cards... 'RSVP' stands for Rasam, Sambar, Vada, Payasam. On Punjabi Wedding cards 'RSVP' stands for Roti, Soti, Voti Teh Peg!
A Punjabi opened a Tea stall in China and named it "Panjab Tea Stall". He got no business for a long time and was about to close down when someone told him to have a more Chinese name for his tea stall if he wanted to succeed in China. After struggling for a name, he got grand success when he kept the new name. "Ko Si Ko Si Chaa Fu Ke Fu Ke Pee"!